Thanks. You’re the only one to report on this shit. If Obama had said what Trumputin said, nuts might have formed militias and put stickers on their cars like don’t tread on me or don’t read to me or some shit about guns.

Trumputin really does not have a single friend. Not one. The closest thing he has to a friend are the people that have suffered 18 holes of golf with him. And they all swear he cheats. Trumputin considers that a compliment though.

He “thought” he was doing the right thing by invading Iraq? Only an over privileged asshole and Cheney would have invaded Iraq just to prove that they had the power to do that and even if it did fuck up the world and every American sent there, tough shit. they had to power to it and proving that is all that mattered.…

I didn’t really feel sorry for ole W. He needed to be taken down a notch or two because of the way he strutted around so phony tough for his country club golfing sleeveless sweater wearing voters. The movie did a good job of showing that. I did feel sorry for dumbass Sarah Palin as portrayed in Game Change though.…

try it without the ?

Bobby Bowden, the full of shit football coach, used to brag about growing up on rice and bean. bean, singular. He had to be fast and mean to get that bean from his brothers and sisters. Sounds good, but prolly never happened.

for a year in DC, I stretched $5 over Monday through Thursday suppers. $1 8 pack of chicken hot dogs, $1 8 pack of buns, $1 head of cabbage, $1 mac and cheese, $1 worth of kool aid mix. sometimes you gotta shop your ass off. That’s good eating compared to many here in the Good Ole U.S. of A. I realize that and…

If they were girls, the cops would only be all the fuck over it if they were getting a discount.

Trumputin quit trying to buy an NFL team a longtime ago. The Buffalo rumor was just that. Hopefully , the NFL has more on him than the Russians and told him to never make another offer or they’ll release the Gypsy Trannie, East German woman pole vaulter, three way pictures they have of him from way back.

Worse than them getting fucked is them having to listen to that new bullshit trend of Irish, Punk Rock, Bluegrass noise pollution while a bunch of shirtless, tatted up cons, ex cons and future cons slither amongst each other oiled up in their own sweat in front of the stage. I guess that’s what passes for…

Baston and the Belichickian Patriots made a deal with the devil, I mean Cheney, I mean Trumputin more than a decade ago. How they make the vig on that, I’ll never know. But when the devil, I mean Cheney, I mean Trumputin comes for his due I hope I am watching and The Hustler Channel isn’t showing Nine Girl Oil Orgy 23…

Walsh’s next tweet will praise dead beat dads for making their kids tough enough to handle this mean ole world like the boy named sue.

Turns out Malaria has been playing Trumputin like checkers against your grandmother. She told him how much she loves a man with a head full of hair. So our good Comrade went out and got hooked on Propecia without considering the side effects. You know he chops that shit up three times a day like an Oxy addict. He…

That’s obscene. I mean really. Larry Flynt served time for much less than that. Only Melania has managed to control her puke reflex at the thought or sight of such. The office janitor is in here right now mopping mine up.

I saw some brown people speaking mex’can or something yesterday. They were landscaping outside my office. They had the gall to be hedging the mulch back up off the edge of the sidewalk so the concrete will last longer. We only have about three miles of sidewalk, so they wasted all day lolliegagging around with it.…

no shit. Just like the dumbfucks in Kentucky that have been drawing disability checks since the day they fell down the coal mine shaft on the last day before the mine went dry and closed. They’re gonna be real happy when the Russo-Publicans shred the social safety net to way past tatters and Trumputin brings coal…

The Chinese are smart enough to avoid war with us. They, like most Americans who don’t watch reality TV or Fox News have the basic common sense and knowledge of history to understand that neither side can win on the others territory and launching missiles is something not even fools like Bannon and Trumputin want to…

Most Trumputin voters will not admit beyond the confines of their dinner tables that they are racists. Most are so fucking willfully ignorant and lacking in self-awareness, they don’t even realize they are. But the shit sure gets deep when the mashed potatoes bowl is being passed around. At least the hillbillies do …

and of course the Russo-Publicans picked the most fucked up one out of 18.

They prolly all say they’re looking at the women. But these guys never complain about all the time they have to spend in locker rooms.