like a Free Bird? How come Comrade Trumputin didn’t invite the Lynyrd Skynyrd survivors?

Ivana would make a great ambassador to Lose Vegas. Marla looks a lot better than Malaria. I guess that’s what the PR person meant by messing with the Prezident Comrade Trumputin. He might want to switch back to Marla if she one ups Malaria at the ho-down. Marla could at least pick up a few hundred extra bucks for a…

Maybe Assange and Rude Turd Nugget can both agree to honor their pledges. Rude Turd was supposed to have been dead or in jail these last four years by his own account after Obama was re-elected.

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Come on man. The alleged intelligence was doctored by Darth Cheney. There never was any threat what so ever from Iraq. The sanctions made sure of that. But the fool W and the devil Cheney wanted war without considering the consequences. And now sanctions come up again. This time against Russia over Ukraine. The…

You kind of contradict yourself there a little. Those two low life motherfuckers should be Chelsea Manning’s prison bitches for what they did in invading Iraq. I’ll bet Chelsea would be into it and pimp those two out for cigarettes and Ramen Noodles.

That’s because Barron would have charged his friends to play in it and then foreclosed on them when they didn’t pay. Then he would have replaced the playground with a quicksand box* in case the little deadbeats tried to squat.

Ah, the President’s children and playgrounds. Such a fresh and uplifting story while such anger and negativity surround the White House. That reminds me of the time Ivanka was 4 or 5 and enjoying her innocent childhood in a Central Park playground. A windowless van appeared, the sliding door slightly cracked open. A…

Carl,

Remember the good ole days when all we had to worry about was the fool W and his evil master, Darth Cheney who reeked of sulfur. The foul stench of Comrade Trump must be much worse, beyond imagination. God only knows how Pence maintains composure in it’s presence. Christie was too fat to inhale, so it didn’t bother…

She is great in Truth about the pressure that killed the 60 Minutes story about George aWol Bush avoiding National Guard service and in Carol. Both movies came out in 2015 and are all over the Direct TV movie channels now. Give them both a look.

Wouldn’t an ass whupping be a better punishment? We don’t need to get accountants and HR involved.

Smart people read, dumb people don’t. What is the last book Comrade Trumputin has read? I mean after the 1998 Eastern European Brides seek Ugly Rude White Dudes catalog. You know, the one he had to hide from Marla. Like he thought she could read or something.

False Noise will show clips of the Stones in Havana and tell their victims that it is the inauguration. Look at all the minorities. See, they really do love Trump.

That’s not so hard to believe. All you gotta do is be a total and complete asshole every single time you speak or tweet, especially between the hours of 2 and 6 a.m. while claiming not to use cocaine or drink. Also consort with the Russians when every financial institution on Wall Street cuts you off and barter away…

Thanks for reminding me that I didn’t go all racist on your boy, the obvious Trumputin voter. I completely forgot to call him a cracker ass fool, white trash redneck, pill head, future disability check recipient once he huffs up too much methane at the fracking site during the earthquake that makes an oil rig fall on…

He’ll have to hurry up and get a paycheck loan to buy a new TV so he can was his Comrade Trumputin get inaugurated. Fortunately, a “band” just accepted that tired old raggedly invitation to play there and will serenade the Cowboy fans with their new theme song which the rest of the country can now relate to,…

tautology. i had to look that up on the internet with a google search on my computer.

Her mother rejected her because she didn’t want to raise a cub in animal prison and cause another bear to suffer like her. It’s better to die than live in most prisons. That’s why non-domesticated animals don’t breed well in captivity.

Worse than that. Trumputin is the holdover sleeper agent from Telefon and he has miles to go before he sleeps. All those fuckers blew shit up until Charles Bronson fucked them up.