I can write real good but I can only play computer games controlled by a mouse. Do you have a paid training program and a sign on bonus? Where do I mail my resume to?

Problem is you have to think before you talk to intelligent people, all you have to do is mumble and grumble to talk to morons. Thanks to twitter, face book, text messaging, and reality TV, there are more morons than intelligent people in America now.

you drive 4 hours to shoot a gun? How far will you drive to get laid? be careful with those Craig’s list ads.

There is only one state’s right the Groupies Of Putin will fight for.

I googled it up. I think I might get in a fight too.

mostly white males, but only the good ones of course. No neck tattoos, wife beaters, or pill heads here (as I look in the mirror, check my expungement status and my pockets). for the most part we are all well spoken.

The top dog of the Groupies Of Putin is right behind her too, trying to catch up. I’ll bet Trumputin grabs more pussy at the White (especially now) House in 4 years than Slick Willie did in 8 years. Especially with Mail Order Malaria back at the pad in NYC.

I can only comment on the black people I know and of course the white people I know. I mean comment intelligently of course. I know a lot more fucked up white people than fucked up black people. These commenters need to find some new black friends if all they say is true. It’s a wonder these commenters survived even…

There would be no rap music labels if white kids weren’t buying rap music.

A Clevenapolis Clowns family?

Or Dungy as GM?

Ten bucks ain’t nothing to Dick Satan. He wouldn’t stoop to pick up a ten spot laying on the ground. Now his OC, Cutty Sark sure would though. That’s a twelve pack of Busch Light. Cutty Sark could pound 12 Busch Lights down on the way to work in the morning, no problem.

They really didn’t need Peyton did they. Just like the Broncos.

Awesome. From now on, all WVU fans shall be referred to as Jed, the young ones as Jethro, the pretty ones as Ellie Mae. No need to call Grannie names. The boosters who pay the WVU players shall be called Milburn Drysdale.

I once heard Pacman Jones tell Albert Haynesworth on the Nashville TV news that he would kill him. Pacman and Haynesworth had lockers next to each other and a reporter asked Pacman a stupid question which he answered with a funny reply. Haynesworth laughed out loud and slapped Pacman on the thigh real hard. Pacman…

ex-LSU coach Les Miles was the only one to stand up against all this first and second mile shit.

Mr T brags about snatching chains off assholes and challenging them to fight to get the chain back. That’s how he got all his shit.

Who wins in a fight, with or without weapons? Aqib Talib or Aaron Hernandez.

Kanye might have to defend that big ass after Trumputin pardons OJ and The Juice comes looking for the rest of his memorabilia. Kanye better start practicing up with the steak knives.

It would have been racist if the Popeye’s employee had said: That white guy over there, the one who looks like he is from West Fucking Virginia and draws fraudulent disability checks and has a 30 oxycontin a day tolerance built up. You know the one with a cigarette hanging out his mouth and scratching off lottery…