Bingo, which is why he probably pulls the little feller out and spanks off in front of a circus mirror that makes things look a lot bigger when he forces Malaria to have what he calls sex with him.

Chill. We’re not all out there grabbing. Just wait until about 9:30 pm or so when it’s all called for Hillary and The Donzi Scheme steals his Twitter machine back. It’ll be fun as hell then.

That looked like the old maize and blue Pennsylvania plates on the SUV the gun nut got out of. Secret Service doesn’t show that kind of force. What is this moron trying to prove?

Even as narcissistic as that fuck is, he would probably be more pissed off if no one booed. Pissing people off is the second reason he gets out of bed in the morning. The first is of course to look at himself in the mirror. He thinks he is the only person in the world better looking than his wife, Malaria.

You don’t need to defend The Donzi Scheme’s voting rights to be better than the other side. All you have to do for the next 24 hours is not grab any woman by her pussy, don’t yell racial epithets at people, don’t threaten to lynch journalists or the President, practice reason and logic, understand climate change and…

Keep it up. Does he get booed on the way to and from Church? Oh never mind. The Donzi Scheme has never seen the inside of a church, even though that hasn’t dissuaded any evangelicals or the family value charade fucks that will vote for him. I’ll bet Hillary is there every Sunday though.

Had the Donzi Scheme complimented Latino immigrants on their work ethic, empathized with Arab refugees escaping radical Islam only to face bigotry here, encouraged positive campaigning in both the primary and general races, understood structural racism faced by most if not all Black Americans, recognized Russian…

My local conservative paper which proved it by canceling Boondocks and Doonesbury in favor of Mallard Fillmore thereby reinforcing the rock solid fact that there is no such thing as conservative humor, The Knoxville Non-Sense-icle is not even bothering to announce that they are not endorsing anyone for President this…

But Mazakeen, whatever that is, folks are showing up to vote. Latino folks like a Tsunami, Black folks, once apathetic women*, 25% of the Republican party who don’t want this vulgarian, this impolite rock thrower on the the level of Earnest T. Bass to represent their once proud but now deplorably tea stained party and…

Great post. She has worked her way up and is more qualified than Obama was in 2008 and of course W the gasoline crook ever was. Arguably more qualified now than Slick was in 92. HW could match credentials with her. You have to admit Reagan as two time Governor of the largest state was credentialed. So really we are…

It’s green in most East Tennessee lakes and rivers from all the chlorophyll from the trees and plants. Black at my favorite trout fishing hole in front of an old mill damn. The leaves fall in the water, sink and turn the water black you think. It is really crystal clear from the Smokies but the bottom is so black you…

Reports are in of historic Latino voter turnout in early voting from Florida to Nevada. Florida up 100% and North Carolina up 60% (from TPM). So , really, really, can one of you guys make a legitimate case for Trump getting 270 electoral votes? I just don’t see it happening.

cha-ching. Ladies and gentlemen, Masshole is here all week. Two shows on Saturday. Bring your friends!!

The Donzi Scheme might pardon Christie for the bridgegate scam, but he will never be forgiven for fetching The Donzi Scheme that ten piece McNuggets combo that came up 2 short.

Look at huh, I don’t think so people!!

What a looza! Take da chaht, tip it to da left 45 degrees and tell all da people what a success your show is, Simmons. Da yugest success people. People tell me all da time you should have me on da show Simmons. I’ll make yewa show great Simmons. Da greatest show evah. Look what I did for dat looza Ho Wad Stun.

would you believe Bartley’s daddy has money? Lots of money.

I’m prolly the only person in the world that knows absolutely nothing about Harry Potter. Shit shows up too many times in the NYT Sunday cross word puzzle and I have to work around it every time. I thought the tattoo was to let the other cons know he was a monster, like Frankenstein.

Bob cover by Mandolin Orange, Boots of Spanish Leather. A beautiful woman with a beautiful voice and violin is something special. Show due reverence.

good choice Mr G. i had heard that song before, thought it was an 80's U2 or some sorta band. Now I know. check out this obscure band: