“Actually, if Trump had it in him (he doesn’t) to behave like a grownup in terms of temperament, and change nothing else, he has a solid chance of winning the election.”

Crunch,

No shit. Bama don’t haze. The Patriots don’t haze. I guess 3 years of losing makes you realize how bad you suck and then it gets worse when your loser coach can’t recruit any freshmen to take your job and put your ass on the bench where you deserve to be. The women all probably avoid these losers, so they end up…

sorry for the buzzkill here, but a much simpler solution is to bake the crust in the oven for a few minutes before you put the sauce and toppings on it. I used to do that for my own pizzas when I worked at Dominos years ago and that made those pizzas edible.. It keeps the crust from being all soggy and tasting like it…

sorry for the buzzkill here, but a much simpler solution is to bake the crust in the oven for a few minutes before…

it figures you were there

it figures you were there

Daddy of course had shown her his time and time again. But The Donzi Scheme one day became ashamed and put it away forever when she told him the artificial inseminator must have been a lot bigger. Hence, her never ending curiosity.

I get that shit too. White people think since I am too that I will go along with the racism. Just think what they say at home completely unfiltered. I was so lucky to be in the first integrated class (didn’t even realize it at the time though) in my town in 1st grade. one of the first two people I met has been one of…

better keep a sharp eye on them hands. they got a bad habit of roaming around where they are not wanted.

Good story. Keep ‘em silent. Wait until November 9th and smile real big when you walk through the door.

Donzi Scheme Victim,

You are about right. Things usually aren’t so bad for The Donzi Scheme until he opens his mouth and fucks himself up real bad like he has done over and over in this campaign. Had he stayed completely silent and never spewed his idiocy about, he might actually still have a chance. But that time has long since passed.…

Stay strong and laugh. I’m in East Tennessee but have been so vocal and detailed with evidence in support of my positions and in response to their lies since 2000 that the reTrumplican’ts avoid me. They long ago tired of being proven wrong over and over again. I’ve forced a few to admit that for profit health…

Last night on MSNBC, Steve Schmidt talked about the mythical overwhelming white Trump vote, unrepresented in the current polls, that is going to turn up on November 8th like Trump still believes in. That is just like Hitler in the bunker plotting the path to Berlin that the Steiner brigade was taking to liberate the…

great take. you got it figured out.

Are these three Trumpettes your regular customers? I hope they look a little better without their Halloween masks on.

The Donzi Scheme victims don’t need any help fucking up at a Casino. When offered a free Long Island Tea to keep playing after 3 am, they holler out “make it a Strong Island Tea!” and then demand that the dealer “hit me again by God!” while holding a Jack and an 8.

Please start the campaign on November 9th so comedians can keep working. GOP, comedians best friends. What a sad and sour world it would be without Republicans. We’d all have to work together and solve our problems and be serious about it all the time until we got our shit fixed. Goddamn, that would really suck.

Could have been worse, real Donzi Scheme’s could have been chasing you

USA!!USA!!USA!!USA!!USA!!

Oh Darn. You made me change my mind Jack. I’m going to vote for a raging lunatic who brags about not drinking but somehow stays up all night tweeting himself lower and lower in the polls. I’m going to vote for a serial molester who probably doesn’t even intend to have real sex with his victims. I’m going to vote for…