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List the reasons why you think the NFL is fucked up and stupid.

there is nothing more phony than the people who couldn’t find Iraq or Vietnam on a map or tell you who the President was during WWII getting all USA, USA!! before a football game. Same goes for the pregame prayer here in the south. Fuckers who spit on the homeless and hungry on their way into the game and then cough…

And he would have come back for his senior season had they not fired his coach Al Luginbill and a relatively unknown asst coach named Sean Payton.

It’s hard to get 30 carries in an SEC game now. The D lines are too big and bad. Too many 2nd and longs and 3rd and longs. no one is close to averaging that now. Tennessee’s Jalen Hurd who is just as big if not bigger than Fournette needs 55 carries against Florida just to average 30 after 4 games

It ain’t nothing for a black man so bad ass as to take over the Nazi party to also single handily destroy the thriving coal industry.

The main character is Lady Liberty. Holes in her gown, streaked mascara, smoking a cigarette by inhaling and exhaling deeply, watching the smoke twirl and rise before disappearing into the raindrops which splatter Lady Liberty and force her closer up under the eaves. Sighing and shaking her head slowly, she laments:…

Crazy women are usually a lot more fun. All the ones I fucked threw down, told me things to do, and got mad if I quit too early. I’ve been tackled by one in bar and had more than one show up at work. Never had one crawl through a window to get to me, but my friend did. Still, they’re a whole lot better than the prudes…

The Donzi Scheme is a Carney. Good Article.

wow. if you as a parent take the phone away and do whatever you have to do to keep the kid away from another phone like they try to do in prison, what does your kid do then? run away and get all fucked up like Michael Douglas’s daughter in Traffic?

she should just pinkie wave to Li’l Don

wow. thanks for the link. everyone should read that. especially if you are considering voting for The Donzi Scheme.

no shit. plug it in every night habitually. how fucking hard is that?

A word of advice to The Donzi Scheme. One of the best bouncers I knew from my bartending days used to stress to never call anyone a faggot or queer even if they were before you fought because you will never live down being whupped by one, especially in your own fucked up mind if that’s what you go around calling…

Ever hear the story about Trump and some thugs running away when Keith Richard brandishing a shank and the roadies with various tools confronted them over a concert contract dispute? Google up.

One thing is for sure about Slick Willie and The Donzi Scheme. Hillary and Chelsea would never even consider allowing The Donzi Scheme to so much as touch them. Ivanka, Malaria, the spaced out looking Trump daughter and of course Marla Maples would fuck Slick Willie all night long and probably all at the same time.…

chicken on a biscuit smothered in gravy goes quite well with fried eggs, sunny side up. add some cantaloupe or red grapefruit and you are throwing down. make sure you have a sharp knife to stab any one that gets too close. you have to do this kind of shit when you eat as well as I do. folks get jealous.

try that scam they run when they get you to drop off a business card for a chance to win a catered lunch to your office. the catered lunch that everybody eventually wins is a small tray of chicken nuggets, about 40 or so nuggets. I told everybody at my office I won Chick Fil A, so get ready. There were about 16 people…

Caffeine? not enough coffee or red bull on the planet to make me break glass. Now, cocaine maybe. But at that level I would just shoo everybody else away and turn into a lonesome junkie. It lasts a lot longer that way.

It was tame until he broke the window, and then still some what tame in comparison. Once upon a time in a Knoxville bar that has been closed awhile, two Gator fans took offense at a friend of mines long legs they had to step over to get the bathroom. My friend took offense to the Gator fans presence, a common…