I’d write one for you in a heartbeat. Not that it would help much. Nobody knows me, I’ve got no name recognition, but it would be well-written and sincere. Plus, I like your writing so I’m sure I’ll like your book. I especially look forward to reading that introduction.

The tradition of us American white folks neglecting or disrespecting the graves of black folks is totally ingrained. Wall Street stands on top of the gravesites of black folks. A black cemetery was discovered in my hometown in NH about 15 years ago during road repair. White folks “forgot” it was there and built…

Agreed. In #5 his face is perfectly mayonnaise colored.

Sounds like it’s still 1875 in Georgia. (Not that it’s much better anywhere else.) 

FUCK YES!

But... but... Carlos is White! 

Forced diversity? It’s cold, bottom-line capitalism, like Nike signing Colin Kaepernick.

Yes! Africa is the Mother of us all. And if you have any doubts, refer to An Open Letter From Harriet Tubman Asking You to Keep Her Name Out Your Mouth, in which Ms. Tubman says “...and I also know God personally. I braid her hair every Thursday!”

You deserve 10 stars for “Popeye’s Chicken sitting in an AMC Pacer for a week”!

“Who’d have thought sliding out of a wealthy woman’s uterus would be considered a skill?”

I hold a low opinion of Bank of America based on anecdotes, new stories like this, and personal experience. (My issue was minuscule - a dispute over a $6 fee.) If they mistreat mayo-loving, melanin-deficient little old me like that, sadly, it’s no surprise that they’d harass PoC and folks with Arabic-sounding names…

I wanna give you all my stars for this one!

When I was delivering pizzas, true to stereotype the people living in the most run down houses *always* tipped and often *generously* while the folks in McMansions with BMWs in the driveway would tip a buck - maybe.

“...and trust me, a sandwich with avocado swapped in for mayo...”

Old conservatives been dying for a long time and not much has changed. Gonna take a lot more than just waiting.

“Couldn’t, you know, actually start the investigation if you were so inclined?

#notallwhitemen - I always put on a few drops of Grillside Suburban after I cover it with mayonnaise

Voter suppression works. 

6. Most white people ??? No, please, not that! Help me, I’m melting!

Note that Ms. Celudon DID NOT CALL 911.