So wait. He made some money. Then he gave money away. And didn’t get more money back. I don’t get it. Couldn’t he have just “raised awareness” and kept the money instead?

I regret having only one star to give here.

Sounds like someone’s angling for a new job as chief brainwashing messaging strategist for Sinclair Media Group.

He said it would be great for the league to find a compelling spokesman — preferably a player — to promote all of the good things they were doing together.

“Don’t ever get old. Don’t ever get rich.”

Pegula offered that he thought the league was battling a perception and “media problem.” He said it would be great for the league to find a compelling spokesman — preferably a player — to promote all of the good things they were doing together. He suggested that the league could learn from the gun lobby in this regard.

Good & Boujee!

Found Boujee’s burner, everybody.

I have no idea how they do it, but it’s a scientific fact that the unwrapped starburst minis taste 1000% better than their larger, wrapped up cousins.

Wrong. There’s no such thing as a bad dog.

So over these tiny breeds. What’s wrong with regular Starburst?

I’d jump the fuck out of there too if I had to have that creepy crow staring at me all day.

Careful. If Trump sees this, his wall is gonna get twenty feet higher.

Billy will shadow ban your IP address for being factual. I once wrote a 10,000 word point for point rebuttal of one of his articles and gave references and he sent nasty messages after he told on me to his editor.

Henry also scored 24 goals the year he got 20 assists. That is remarkable. You know when they say “get you a man who can do both”? They mean Thierry Henry.

To be fair, the middle of the fifth paragraph of a Haisley post is only like the sixth sentence and still comfortably in the introduction phase.

Dyslexia’s a hell of a drug

Suárez didn’t score a single penalty in his 31-goal season in 2013-14 (though he did have a mind-boggling 21 assists...)

As you have declared yourself a casual I feel the need to point out: Those stats are not wholly relevant to an award given out based on performance over a calendar year (rather than a season.)

It was his 31st goal of the Premier League season, and it tied him with Luis Suárez, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Alan Shearer for the league’s record goal tally in a 38-game season... His 31 goals of his own are accompanied by his 10 assists.