Too soon

Xzibit is hilarious on that. My favorite team got fish tanks!

High school brunch eating contest :’(. Two Belgian waffles a la mode, two fully loaded 3-4 large egg omelettes (egg was already beat) with plenty side bacon. Final plate of a crazy ass hash of potatoes and more bacon and sausage and cheeses and veggies and god knows what got me... and I lost (!) to another gluttonous…

Keep reporting from the field!

They were NOT with Arne shooting in the gym.

How many ten year olds do you find youself saying “reduce your fucking fraction” to? (And yup, that’s a preposition I just ended my question with :)

TLDR being a factor don’t make you a Hector

I know folks moving from San Francisco and other west coast havens back to their hometowns because they realize where they are most needed. I too, salute your timely E40 reference, but also ask in kind for all the golden staters here to not be selfish. Else there will be no sand left to bury our heads in

This article is funny & interestingly deep, because it made me realize as an adult human that no one cares about 2011. Many realized this in 2012 or 2013, but many have not. The complete irrelevance to the wider world of this adult coaching man’s earlier close-up experience with these oranges is refreshing and…

This confused the shit out of me. The Neo-Nazis of today don’t subsist purely on southern drawls and insert-other-redneck-stereotype... they make googly eyes at Charlemagne and bump 50 like it’s ‘03? Confused 😖

We not :/ , though I’m more willing to toss the “that’s capitalism” defense of The League in that case. I think the earlier levels (read: The NCAA) should comp players, and then less of the onus falls on The L. That said, I want to make no mistake and say that former elite players get all sorts of opportunities…

Or, ya know, you could give players gradually larger pie slices, or let individual teams have more freedom in compensation packages (similar to start ups, though they have their own issues). Imagine if as a rookie you could get shares of the organization as a kicker to your offer, even if the draft positions still…

Consider the investment made by parents, coaches, schools, camps, and obviously the time & effort put in by individual athletes in their pre-professional lives, and the average cost to get a player to the NBA is probably in the low millions (age 8-22 let’s say). The same way an college (especially ivy/private) grad…

Race is a social construct :D

FMOTQ

You know it's beef when you break out the Aaron Carter flow

C'mon deadspin, how did you neglect to mention the highlight of AllStar Weekend when John Wall and Paul George (both full-name musts) broke out the Nae Nae? Shout out G-Man too

If only Marvin the Martian PROPERLY called the game after time expired... that coulda been Jordan.