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Why not? Your mom stayed up with us too.

“Stop! Stop! He’s already dead.” - Malcolm Butler, Super Bowl XLIX

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

That’s not even the most egregious thing about this...the Ravens were perfectly fine making a double murder suspect a team captain for more than a decade...but WEED?!?!?! No fucking way.

If you want to take a minute or two extra and make the process easier/more dumbdumb-proof, use Kenji Lopez Alt’s trick: swirl them around in a small strainer to get rid of the watery whites before you put your eggs into a mug. That watery stuff is usually what spreads out and gets your poached eggs looking spidery and

Stop commenting, Mark Jackson. You’re drunk.

It wasn’t Purgatory though.

“Fuck. So close.”

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

I feel like I did give you both an answer and an affirmation, tbh

great q JR

These are batting-cage-free chickens.

I dnt play them games

To be fair, “50 years” is a pretty inconvenient distance just to get from your car to the gym.