You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

My favorite one of these has to be Bob Allen.

It was for research purposes only!

So the only behavior that Republicans find unacceptable is homosexuality? Not rape, child rape, rampant criminality, assault, murder, treason...none of that shit goes in the negative column for ‘em, just consensual homosex.

“I honestly think he’s a great supporting actor.”

Wait a minute, are you telling me that noted piece of garbage James Woods snorts bushels of cocaine from an actual snow shovel while furiously masturbating to close-in shots of Trump’s whithered golfpants moose knuckle? Wow that’s crazy that he definitely does that.

A photo of a woman on her knees cleaning = support for Trump. I guess she’s staying on brand..

They wanted the President. Not some installation pretender.

Well, I just checked with my mother, and it appears “being a knuckle-dragging, ignorant redneck asshole” is not one of the recognised side effects of diabetes…

The pundit on CNN is not having it. He has been on every single half hour reminding everyone that a sitting president has only one time in history fired the head of an investigation on himself. And we all know how that turned out. Every single half hour show.

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

Leslie Jones ghostbusting Steve Bannon would be the ultimate justice.

With a Republican-controlled everything, I’m assuming I will have to teach myself self-dentistry.