I hope he likes jelly-filled doughnuts...

The future must be horrifying if everyone keeps losing their limbs. Sheesh.

A great example for the d-bags who like to say “Kotaku is just clickbait.” Good stuff.

That awesome moment someone on a video game blog is a better investigative journalist this half the media in the nation. Anyway, I believe he is lying(it’s obvious) but I don’t say that to be mean to him. I wonder what was his reason for doing something like this? It seems very strange. I hope this gets an update.

This is actually 1:1 how they made Mass Effect 3 multiplayer.

FYI its about 40 hours of gameplay to unlock each character.

Headline six months from now - EA announces shutdown of EA DICE.

The “to-do list” cracks me up. Not even the content, just the idea that this goose sat down and penned out how it’s going to fuck up this gardener’s day.

Went down to the Ballard Locks over the weekend and was confronted by a gang of Canada geese. I slowly walked through them with balled fists ready to punch the fuck out of the first one that tried anything. I like to think our lizard brains were in sync; they knew they had the numbers, knew I was ready to throw hands…

Chloe has blasphemed them and their god, and their god is an Italian plumber!

Maybe they should petition to require butchers to become licensed chefs before they’re allowed to cut meat.

Don’t people pay extra for curved devices these days:

As long as they do it because they genuinely like it (and not as a way to attract young voters), it’s ok. This will be more common in the future.

On a closely related note: we can’t really win, can we? If they’ve got boobs out, people just moan about sexy art and how it’s evil; if they used to and now don’t, people moan about censorship and how it’s evil. When do we get to the part where we all accept that everyone has their own creative licence and just accept…

Oh, they might not know. But the graphic designer they hired, who has now fled with their money, knew full well what he/she’s doing.

I have two kids. I love my kids.

Man, Bethesda sure does know how to support their game launches. Launching on a Friday instead of a Tuesday? Not giving anyone advance copies? Going after indie game developers who use a very common word in a very distinctive title in a very different game?

...yeah, no, sorry, fuck you Bethesda.

This is why trademarks over common words are stupid :|