And here I was thinking it was the impromptu sideshows on major interstates that made the Bay Area driving experience awful.

Needs a bubble shift knob for ultra performance increase

Whoa man, I think I ate too much acid this morning, man.

Did thieves really steal stock Explorer wheels, or were they of the phatter persuasion?

Dem rimz is phat, yo

Ms. Lopez is not amused.

And I hope that that special somebody designs a tow hook big enough to rip Alabama out.

What is the toughest thing you have to deal with while filming for your Gymkhana series?

Usage of the word "Haters" is a term I've come to interpret as "I have no reasonable argument to refute your statement with".

They quit production of the V8-6-4 by 1985, right?

I'm not too well-versed on the process of acquiring blank key fobs, so here are my questions:

CRACK PIPE

Most of the people who opt for the lane departure system equipment probably aren't that good of drivers......

This, with a pin-up girl on the hood and psychedelic letters that say "Bottom Bitch".

Viper is better. More smoke = win

Who wants an Anglia with a Wankel when you can have one that will fly?

People here in Birmingham can't drive, period.

It's going to need a LOT more than that wheezy-ass V6 in order to hit 88 mph.

Audi's Quattro-equipped vehicles?

This is less savory than a used Mustang.