Have they strengthened the frame yet?

This is my nomination for the Automotive Immolation of the Year Award.

I really like the concept, but I hate how my first reaction to the design was, "So that's what happened to the Shogun wings."

"One of you look out for the cops"

WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!

I'll flip my cynical switch on for this post, since Mr. Musk has already tossed this website to the wayside.

But not all cops are bad, though. Giving a little respect towards the officer, his job, and his intelligence has gotten me out of a few run-ins.

Dear Miss Terry,

Korn already did it.

CP

Works for me! Make sure he doesn't mar the paint.

IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK!

Not gonna front, she's not my type.

No sensible Jalop should ever leave home without it.

I'm glad my irreverence made peoples' day!

Duh! The drivers aren't the only cocks in the vehicle.

I had an Exhibition Flying Tippler in mine, but it went out in style after 4-5 full bore launches.

Feathers are only a problem if they get ruffled. Your fluid should be viscous enough to keep them matted.

Since we're talking about aviary transmissions, I'd say that there has to be at least two pigeons per gear in order to ensure the proper amount of pecking.

Sir, the transmission IS made of pigeons.