The Venn Diagram of dudes who call the police for a hard screen and dudes who thought the 2017 NFL season was the worst because of the choreographed celebrations is a circle.

I only hope, for his sake, that Torres obtained the express written consent of Major League Baseball before posting his video online.

On a slightly serious note- niggas can’t even go to the gym anymore w/o threat of police being called?! FFS it’s physical activity I.e the shit y’all brought us here for and we STILL getting this. We truly can’t have shit. 

Why you no take dump on company time?

To paraphrase something from the Root: “This is why wypipo need to be charged for calling 911” 

Nature is fucking wild.

I have a possible gif of the screen:

Where were you when a Virginia man was screened out of his shoes on the basketball court? I was taking my post-work dump.

Got a scouting report on either of these two players?

This has to be such a trying time for the good folks of Sterling, VA. #SterlingStrong

Wait... in a movie about zombies, the one thing that takes you out is the fact that a black soldier is involved when historical records show that there weren’t any at this particular battle. That sure is something!

Yes, you’ve definitely your priorities straight. “This zombie movie is historically inaccurate cos there black people present!”

Or it’s just a fucking movie about NAZI ZOMBIES, and doesn’t need an explanation at all.

Another fun fact: WWII did not feature any zombies.

Get off your high horse. It looks silly and fun. 

I think this is a great idea, with a few tweaks:

- 25% to the clearinghouse is far too high of a cut.

And I swear that wasn’t me being pedantic. I was just pointing out how good, and long, the career of a character actor can be.

James Remar was in The Warriors, which came out in 1979. So, 40 years. And he’s awesome.

Either way, you’d think management would just be thrilled that their dicks are big enough that they can trip over them.

I was going to say- to me, this seems like a pretty good argument for what they did? I mean, if you’d gone to management right up front and said you can trade an entire year of his career for home instead of away at the WC game, they would have tripped over their own dicks rushing to take the extra year.