Chancellor renegotiated in 2013 and has three years left on that deal. I'm all for players getting paid, but it's difficult for me to empathize here.

You know who else thought he could convince a chancellor that appeasement would work out well.

These demands set a poor example and a bad precedent for student athletes everywhere think about it if someone like Kam Chancellor and his shit attitude teammates can demand changes then what’s to keep this once great nation from sliding further into the Pacific Ocean that the losers call progress I have been an…

It’s never nice to see continuity massively retconned to make way for a ‘reboot’ (although in this case that’s debatable), but I feel it’s worth mentioning that the old EU had plenty of convoluted and even crappy stuff, thanks to so many authors getting to mess with the license.

That really flirts with a level of stupidity that makes me question whether the excitement is worth it. Though watching athletes try to do crazy shit outside their skillset (and unadulterated chaos) is always fun.

I CAN TELL YOUR MIDICHLORIAN COUNT IS LOW huehuehuehue

I’m a pretty big Star Wars fan. I consumed the Dark Horse comics, many of the novels, and so on.

Can you explain what the fuck this is? And based on what I can tell, why the team in the end zone would keep this ball alive in a tie game?

Yeah! I’d much rather watch teams exchange bean balls after home runs due to some “unwritten rules” than watch this garbage!!

1. If Johnson holds on to the ball this issue becomes null.

Go to Wal-Mart (I know I know) and go back in the scary hunting section. Ignore the scary people. Look for ponchos, buy a couple at maybe $4 each. Also snag some fire starter, a decent multitool, a hatchet, and a hunting knife. Some nylon rope and a couple water-proof tarps can be found nearby in hardware. Cheap…

Does Gawker change its stance on guns during the zombie apocalypse?

Oh, you think being a dick is your ally. But you merely adopted the dick; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see basketball until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but hot takes!

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…

I’d say two, of the most, but certainly not the two most. After the whole deflategate thing, Brady is pretty unlikeable, RGIII keeps saying he’s the best QB in the league while riding pine behind Kirk Cousins, Michael Vick is still breathing and playing football, serial rapist Ben Roethlisberger is injured but still…

The Steelers would like a word with you.

came here to post this, though my take was

But can Jay Cutler hit a curve ball?

Before we allow that comparison, can we find out what Jesus’ wife thinks about immunizations?

Jay Cutler, Jimmy Clausen, Jesus Christ. Yeah I can see how all those JC’s can be confusing.