I don’t get it.

I’m pretty sure the joke was about being a Giants fan...

He could have pulled out a yellow card, which would’ve been awful because Jesus hates soccer.

It’s becoming increasingly clear that men who make this kind of life-long commitment are basically unhinged. Oh, and he’s a priest too.

“according to persecutors...”

Thank goodness there weren't any South Carolina fans around.

He was just playing with the kid. Another kid was a Redskins fan, so he pulled out a bow and arrow on him. Then there was the kid who loves The Browns, so he pulled out a piece of shit on him.

Could have been worse, the priest could have pulled something else.

Any sensible Cubs fan has moved on from Bartman. If they win it all, he needs to be the grand marshal of the victory parade

I appreciate your reasonable comment, even if as a slightly bitter Cubs fan I have to take umbrage with the Cubs being the lucky of the two - the amount of shit luck the Cubs have had (2003 being the highlight) and the amount of great luck the Cardinals have had (Cruz play/Freese triple, infield fly against the…

Interesting. It's a section within Lakeview and the 44th ward of Chicago - much like Boystown.

The series they just completed with Pittsburgh could be described as “Fuck, we don’t want to be stuck facing Arrieta in the wild card!”

You sound fun to hang out with.

“sure as god made green apples, the chicago cubs are gonna be in a world series” - Haray Caray, the most loveable drunk the world has ever known

I’m a Cards fan and the last series they had with the Cubs was fantastic. This year is different, since the Cubs are doing awesome (as are the Pirates), but I swear, regardless of what Chicago’s record is, they seem to always win every series against St. Louis lol. Even if the Cards are on fire, win the division,…

Because you’re the type of guy who thought Jek Porkins was going to make it through the assault on the Death Star.

If you have a heart and/or a soul, you can’t not love Harry Caray. That’s fucking baseball right there.

As a life long Cubs fan and current Wrigleyville resident, I am more prepared for the crippling depression to sink in on Oct 8th than I am to celebrate and move on to face the Cardinals. Even after telling myself in April that this was not the year.