His mom’s a Stark.

*Targaryen

I know I’m just parroting others, but the fact that the next season of the show is shaping up to be wall-to-wall spoilers for the unreleased books is a real bummer. I don’t even like the show all that much, but I can’t resist watching, now, to see what’s in store for the superior (IMO) version of the story. Damn you…

Bring back Bowie!

What they cannot reveal: Admiral Ackbar has aged, but befitting of a military veteran he continues to fight in a mech suit.

Jon Snow Stark lives!!

I think this is funny but if you go with 10% you have to do the math correctly (444 TDs would be the correct number)

OWAH ETHIKY CHALLANGED QUATAHBEHCK IS BETTAH THAN YOUAH ETHIKY CHALLANGED QUATAHBEHCK!

These Patriot fans’ comments in response to your joke are absolutely perfect.

That’s fine. This comment is a magnet for crybaby NE fans.

WHAT A NOVEL CRITIQUE. USE OF ALL CAPS MAKES IT MORE VALID.

Forget super werewolves. Will the super moon make Joe Flacco elite?

Doesn't it kind of suck that your team twice got beat in the Super Bowl by a fry cook?

Bonus item #6: Boy, wouldn’t getting hit by a car be better than playing for the Jets?

Urban Meyer resigned from U of Florida because of health issues. He got a job at Ohio St. a few years later.

Anyone wanna translate this for northerners?

It’s really about 430 touchdowns.

Oh shit....Does a super moon create super werewolves? That's a legit question.

It’s a normal thing, with the Jets, seeing a fumble caused by an asshole.

Still early.