Yes, a kit which was tested. Kane’s DNA was not found in genital area (although it was found on her person) and they found two other unrelated semen traces. So we are already past that. My point was that that evidence alone does not mean some sort of sexual assault did not occur, but the DA now has to weigh how the…

How is it lazy to take the time to edit a post?

And now we will likely never know whether some kind of assault went down. Thanks, Mom!

Statistical history should have no impact on this case. If you flip a coin, and it comes up heads 100 times in a row, the odds of the next flip is still 50/50. Since there are actually cases of false rape allegations (Brian banks and the Duke Lacrosse team come to mind), you can’t say he if for sure guilty, and you…

The Prosecutor characterized the DNA evidence as meeting the Brady standard of disclosure, which means he believes the test results are exculpatory in nature.

hahahah, reads like it’s straight out of a Leslie Nielsen movie.

Reporter: Okay, so it’s not a crime. I get that now. But why aren’t you prosecuting her?

Mob mentality.

Yeah, I’m not saying he’s innocent but I’ll let the court process happen before I decide one way or another.

HE CALLED THE SHIT, RAPE!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Reporter: *Looks at scribbled notes with confused look and raises hand*

Are we 100% sure this case isn’t actually being handled in Florida?

No one except the prosecutor would know that right now.

Wow! Look who just came back through the time tunnel! Greetings and salutations Mr. Osbourne!

REPORTER: Can you go through that one more time?

SEDITA: *sighs* If the governor signs the bill, it becomes an enforceable law.

Reporter. But if he... “vetoes” it.... it doesn’t become a law?

SEDITA: Correct.

What evidence has been put forth by the prosecution (DNA, medical examination) or the accuser, to satisfy probable cause?

Why? Patrick Kane is a single man who is allowed to go out and drink and sleep around if women consent to it. I’m not saying he’s a saint and I think there’s a good chance that he has an alcohol problem. But with every new detail, it’s starting to look more and more like there’s a good chance that the accuser made…

I think it’s because based on Kane’s history as a public party bro, the situation seemed extremely believable. And this is coming from a blackhawks fan. I still don’t know what to believe or how to feel about rooting for him.

I know, I’ve been irritated by all the “Kane is definitely guilty” talk on Deadspin and it seems to have mostly faded away today. It’s like the opposite of a fair weather fan.

I’d never thought I’d use the term “a more problematic Bobby Hull”.