How is this possible? Why would a judge ever rule in favor of public funds being used to build a private stadium without a public vote? (Being naive and assuming no illegalities here)

Basically what I get out of this, I’m sorry but it’s all an act, always has been.

Pretty much the vibe that I got.

Sorry, I’m a cynical monster about everything exception the St. Louis Rams, and yes, a lot of people would be sad to see them go. I love them, and so do a lot of other people. I don’t live in St. Louis any longer, and will follow them even if they’re in LA, but it’s silly to think that no one will give a shit just…

Resident Evil scared the life out of me as a kid.

Once upon a time... yes. Dogs through the window, man. Dogs through the window...

It’s a nice sentiment. But here’s the reality: You’re not going anyplace special, because the world doesn’t care about you. Where you are going is: into bankruptcy, crushed under mountains of student debt. Into a short stint of cultural-disaster tourism via Teach for America, where your idealism will be beaten out of…

Isn’t his entire thing just a show/reaction put on to please fans? Like, he’s not a critic or reviewer is he? He’s basically a presenter, and that job is literally all about faking reactions.

Racial harmony and the Best Fans In Baseball! What more do you need?!

I gotta give it to the man for not performing while his audience yells ‘Dance, Monkey. Dance.’

Maybe he just got tired of acting like a complete jackass just to make some 9-year olds laugh.

You know the orgasms in pornos are fake? Let’s plays are BS too.

and Kinja.

bottled water and for-profit colleges are pretty big scams too

Desensitised. It’s how Resident Evil 1 was scary and is now just a comedy sandwich.

Also, The Sneetches. You want to teach your kids about the dangers of conformity? Let the good Dr. take care of that for you.

I’ll put in my two fish for One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.

Rev Jesse Jackson thinks you missed one of the best:

No 500 Hats of Bartholemew Cubbins or To Think That I Saw it on Mulberry Street?

I remember getting “Oh the place’s you’ll go” as a graduation present and being pissed off at how shitty it was, and I grew up loving Dr Seuss.