“@Ravens Happy Bring Your Spouse to Work Day!”

It seems that this lack 0f self-awareness is contagious around the NFL...

“Peterson’s son says he deeply regrets the role that he played the night of the incident.”

Vikings PR Flack: Hey, AP, we’re thinking about tweeting out this picture. What do you think?

^ Is this entire comment some kind of meta satire that I’ve become too old and uncool to understand?

AP: I’m going to switch things up.

“I hate to switch subjects...but sometimes you have to.”

AP: “Stay here. Daddy is about to do what he does best.”

Donald Trump admires their lack of self-awareness.

I can’t wait for everyone to participate in contact drills this afternoon.

POW! Right in the kisser.

Oh, so now AP is giving tongue lashings?

Rufi...NO.

Of course it was Philly. Can we disown that city?

Well, you know how when someone says “soccer is boring”, you say to yourself, “that guy just doesn’t get it”?

The logic is simple: Brady has no past record, whereas Goodell is a serial bumblefuck and sneak. Until there’s hard evidence (there is none) of wrongdoing, you have to side with Brady. Oh wait, he doesnt play for your team does he?

Exactly, it’s only a 25k fine for physically doctoring the football. Brady is losing out on 2 million in game checks for being “probably, generally aware”. What a damn farce

The Falcons lost a 5th round draft pick for pumping in fake crowd noise last year. A 5th round draft pick for MAKING IT HARDER FOR THE OPPOSING QB TO AUDIBLE. And there is proof that they did it all season long. Even if the ball deflation is true, they cheated far worse than the Pats and only lost a mid-tier draft…

Not that it makes much difference because assault is assault. But are be talking an eight year old prepubescent “boy” or a 17 year old mouthy prick? Their are a lot of 17 year old “boys” bigger than Kromer out there.