I did a stint with Correct The Record and was not paid nearly that much.

Every Minor League Baseball Player is so good at poker that they never lose, winning 100% of the time so long as they do not play each other. Wow. That is amazing.

Funny you bring that up. The most recent scientific papers prove that micro bikinis are actually, by far, the most aquadynamic. Seems the world is still a few decades off allowing our swimmers the most optimal conditions though.

It is only Day 1 and I am already getting tired of the Gawker Refugees.

What is lazy is your refusal to read my third comment before assuming you understand my argument, not that it’s much of an argument.

Thank you for your comment. This was the only thoughtful comment outside the man who agreed with me. I did address this already, though.

Yes, she will be back for certain. The lure of Olympic gold is a temptation that few world-class athletes can resist. Of course by that time she will have another motivation: nature’s call for reproduction. We have all felt that at one time or another. And what could be more tempting whilst in such a state than the…

Is this your way of calling my comment a “hot take?”

Only my enemies within the scientific community think so.

Some minds are unable to connect with others, and that is why society contains different levels of achievement. A pittance for you below.

Who am I to label others? I would just say there needs to be a critical mass of people that think the way you think.

The originality resulting from the effort of your comment has made me reconsider my original stance. You didn’t come right out and label my comment a “hot take.” You used insinuation, one of the signs of true genius.

A Billy Madison reference. On the internet. Blinding originality from the Deadspin commentariat this morning. I am not being sarcastic when I say that you all must try harder.

I truly have no idea what this comment is supposed to mean. But, being an optimist I will assume it is complimentary. Thank you for your kind words.

The business depends on people like yourself of which there are many. We are not in disagreement here.

Michael Jordan was the best basketball player ever, much to the chagrin of secretly racist Liz Warren supporters everywhere. Did you know the Red Sox were the last team to employ a black man?

Yes, I am a scientist. Among other things.

Again with the “take” verbiage. What a lazy way to characterize something. If you are trying to say something, say it. Say what you mean. If you are going to comment then do not be lazy about it.

Look man, you can listen to Jimi but you can’t hear him. There’s a difference man. Just because you’re listening to him doesn’t mean you’re hearing him.

Very interesting and lazy.