We will not rest until we learn the truth about how Tyler came into possession of these narcotics

What a fucking shame, and a horrible way to go.    Also, pretty fucking tasteless to have an ad for Jack Daniels in the middle of the article.   I know you don’t have control over that, but let your soul sucking bosses know.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

As a software engineer, I still have to manually enter the correct number of parenthesis and semicolons. If I make a variable called “timeNow” and then later refer to it as “timenow”, computer freaks out.

Yeah, basically, the conversation was “You’re a doodoo head!” and then Stephens responded with “You shouldn’t call people doo doo heads!” and then “Here are a compelling facts that prove you are a doo doo head! ”

That last email is the one you should have sent first, and it’s a shame you had to let Bret Fucking Stephens hand you your ass before you realized that.

I’m sure my fellow fans will handle this with our usual optimism and restra-... Oh, shit, my street is on fire.

This is a classic example of Deadspin pushing one of their favorite narratives way too far.

This seems incredibly intrusive.