I know plenty of women who have fucked Luda and T.I. (honestly, these two dudes get around) and they all say they are great in bed. Like...a least 4 women for each dude. For some reason, I believe Luda is the shit in bed but not so much T.I. Mostly because the women I know who reported on him said he was only good…

Went to St. Louis with some friends, around 2001-ish (I think). Stayed at the same hotel as a bunch of musicians in town for some MTV function (Rock ‘n Jock, maybe?). Met Ludacris in the elevator, he asked us if we would come down to the bar, and when we told him none of us were 21 he had some booze sent to our room.…

Thank you for sharing how you’re too good for casual sex.

PUT EM HERE, RICH.

I’d still like to hear it and then save it up for when they’re famous.

If a slightly-to-moderately popular band gets more famous I’ll have a story. A pending sexual investment, if you will.

DM is probably into that sort of thing, like, in a relationship. I don’t feel like that’s the kind of thing you get up to with hookups. Maybe I’m naive...

Yeah I’m gonna go home and have a snack and then just SETTLE IN. Don’t let me down, folks.

Imma come back in an hour after more people have gotten a chance to comment

I wish I could identify every single bystander and make sure they were punished. Sickening. Utterly sickening.

What fraternity is this shirt from?

I continue to feel smugly superior about my choice to act like Coachella doesn’t exist.

:( That made me happy, and then sad...

OMG fanfic time!

Damn whoever this Bella Thorne chick is, she is super pretty and she’s only a 17 year-old. Do teenagers skip the awkward phase nowadays?

My god, you’re so right.

We are all clapping hobbits, deep down.

Bobby Flay changed the recipe for his marriage to something more...deconstructed