My son’s autistic, actually. I’ve had to deal with his sensory issues in restaurants more than once, which is my problem, not that of the staff.

Australia has a waffle deficiency probably because waffles aren’t actively trying to kill you. From what I understand of our upside-down neighbors, they only like things that are cute, deadly, a combination of both, and beer.

DAMN IT!!! That was my system, too, and you had to go and tell everybody reading this, the world’s most popular internet column (it is, isn’t it?).

Great, now you’ve let the secret out. Everyone’s going to use it.

Exactly.

i wonder how she handles toilet bowl, if she thinks that's soup in there, its ok, she won't last much longer.

EVEN THE SUPER BOWL HAS SOUP IN IT JUST CHECK THE CAMPBELL ADS