Well, your key can break and then you're in the same situation.  Nothing is foolproof.  Your final point is still valid, however.

Um, I think you made a mistake in the headline and entire article here. Hellman said the median age was 51, not the average. Similar but a huge difference!

Ok, so I’m sure we would have very different political views and opinions, but I admire you as a writer! Creative and witty!