That song could sell the SHIT out of some medium-duty pickup trucks.

Ears to you!

And broke my stone underwear!

I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

"Because I like to party" has been a go-to phrase with my friends whenever someone gets called out for saying something illogical.

…and a collective "!" appears over the heads of Metal Gear fans around the world.

Making Metal Gear a co-op game misses the point of what makes the series great.

The episode where they go to Memphis politician/local weirdo Prince Mongo's "castle" is priceless.

This sounds like a job for the American Pickers!

Downeys always pay their tab

An infinity stone is a flat circle

That was me in 1991, except replace the permed mullet with a feathered one and the Coca-Cola shirts with Hypercolor Ts.

The middle part, or, as known in '80s schoolyard parlance, the buttcut.

As I'm reading this, I'm stewing in my farts from my weekend's indulgences. Who needs VR?

*Farthammer.com resumes business*

I'm not sure if that would really fit though. Since the game's about hopping from planet to planet and making discoveries, you'd be building all those structures just to eventually abandon them. It'd be Urban Sprawl: The Game. Like leaving a trail of failed Blockbuster Videos across the galaxy.

It's possible, but certainly not probable, that another player may eventually visit a planet you discovered and named. Hence you can't name it Planet Fuckface Dickshit or whatever, for fear some 10-year-old gamer be corrupted.

Little Kanye Needs to Be Fly

I AM THE ONE WHO RACE WALKS

They should start a weird-ass Olympic sport decathalon: