I bet it’s an annulment with a non-disclosure.

Alito. *shudder*

I love the idea of you angrily stuffing pizza on top of your clock. “SHUT UP! SHUT UP! *GLOMPH GLOMPH GLOMPH*”

My mom is a magnet for supernatural stuff, but thankfully it skipped a generation with me. The only thing that ever happened to me personally was this:

It’s a real shame that the news media is doing this Lamar. We want to remember his glory days, and this was a godawful mistake that CNN made. I mean, photos of him as a CLIPPER? Show some dignity and apologize CNN.

You’re fun.

Yeah see that’s the other reason; some people look good af in their mugshots. I rarely look good in photos so if my mugshot turned out awesome I’d probably frame it my damn self haha.

Yeah just wrote exactly the same thing.

Oh, God. I ended sitting next to a little girl about 7 years old during a violent thunderstorm once. Her parents were a few rows away (in the center row—I think they put her by herself because she desperately wanted a window seat, and once the storm started they couldn’t get up to change seats so she could sit by one…

Sorry.