In a related story, the NFL has just passed a rule saying that all of their players must agree to be tased for any reason or face fines.

They’re all stupid suggestions. The only sensible solution is to stop playing the fucking national anthem.

Lynx is apparently the only animal that sounds exactly like I would sound while trying to imitate a lynx before knowing what a lynx actually sounds like.

Listen to that passive voice: “A video that is going to come out soon” “involving the department” “during the challenges.”

“There’s going to be a video that is going to come out soon, in the next couple of weeks, involving the department. And I’m going to be honest with you: We’re going to need your support during the challenges,” Assistant Police Chief Michael Brunson said at a Milwaukee church on Sunday.

The police are the ones that are gonna need community support after stunning an innocent man? That’s some fucked-up cop logic right there.

Shouldn’t the Marlins play ‘God Save the Queen’ instead of the National Anthem before every game?

If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

All the trivia we are absorbed is obliterated in the face of death, whether it’s this death row inmate or Petra Kvitova. It’s a God-damned shame that the vast majority of the wealthy world hasn’t had enough personal death in their lives to get their heads out of their asses and use their power to help those who did…

lol way to lose your job for 26 likes and 8 RTs, dumbass.

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

Dispatch from Baltimore: UA is headquartered here and recently reached a controversial deal with the city to purchase a BUTTLOAD of land called Port Covington to build a huge “campus” in exchange for tax breaks from the city (Tax-Increment Financing or a TIF). The city has given out TIFs before under the guise of…

Forget Pop 2020. It’d be better if he ran for congress in 2018, as he’s uniquely qualified to pick off a red seat in the heart of Texas.

Now I am rooting for the Warriors to win it all, just to stick it to Trump. Go to ceremony, and make a speech about his Dad. “Mine died from a terrorist attack, yours was a Klansman”

It’s interesting to me that the NBA coaches I see talking about Trump are all 100% against him (and eloquently so), while the NFL coaches I see are 100% supporting him. Granted, it’s a small sample size (two NFL coaches I can think of—one now a former coach—and maybe four, five NBA coaches?), but it’s still…

#TimeLivesMatter

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…