This. Freddy Got Fingered is literally Tom getting millions of dollars to make a movie and then purposely making a movie that is unsellable.

I'll keep my fingers crossed, for Tom. Croossssssseeddd. Crossseeeedddd.

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Seriously. I love me some Bill Murray, don't get me wrong, but why does he seem to get a pass for genuinely being an asshole sometimes? If anyone else repeated his asshole action, they would be rightfully called out. Bill just gets a, "That's our Bill!"

If a man came to my cookout and asked me about reviving King Of The Hill, I'd ask them politely but firmly to leave.

I hope they accepted my show idea: it was called "Pet Peeves" and featured Letterman going to trailer parks across the US being forced to submit to yokels irritating him into madness. Then he puts his arm into a bovine anus, because that's always funny. It was classier than it sounds.

Setec Astronomy

New Englander here. No one calls it Dunkin' Donuts anyway, we all just say Dunkin'. So it makes sense.

I see Carson Daly, Marilyn Manson, and a soundstage full of women. Is this a TRL clip or is it some sort of reverse gangbang porn film from our collective nitemares?

While I loathe this administration and all it stands for, I hardly think it's appropriate to expel insults at someone just because of the way they look. Yeah, this guy is ugly, but let's keep it civil, people.

Good Burger? More like BAD Burger, amirite?

I will also play James Bond for the money.

My assumption after reading the letter on the GoFundMe page is that a horrible contract was signed years and years ago when Snopes was far smaller. Now that contract has expired and they want out, but the person they signed with doesn't want to lose all the cash flow that Snopes is most likely bringing in.

Jesus, is there a Stone Temple Pilots curse?

Christopher Nolan's films are great, because all I have to do is ask someone if they like his work or not. If they say no and go into a tirade, I know they are a pretentious fuckwit. Thanks, Mr. Nolan!

BREAKING NEWS: Confirmed pedophile scumbag is still a pedophile scumbag.

HOW DID HE KEEP THE LITTLE HAT ON FOR 6 SEASONS?! I STILL NEED TO KNOW!

Why is it that "romance" media directed towards women always features heaps and heaps of sexual violence, as Outlander does? It's always perplexed me.

Or you could just, you know, go to an orgy.

IMPORTANT QUESTION: Will there be Tribbles?