Are you sure that's not Josh Homme?

Remember when you could be ugly and still in a huge rock band? I miss those days.

I am not defending Depp by any means, but am I the only one who finds it weird that TMG is playing this card? What the hell does this have to do with what they are being sued for? Seems like a, "B-b-b-but he's a domestic abuser!" switch tactic.

OH FUCK MY COCK

I'm conflicted. On one hand, Matt Reeves has done amazing work with the Planet of the Apes franchise. On the other hand, Batfleck is an abomination that makes me want to eat my own shit. This will be tough to reconcile.

If there isn't a baby Godzilla cutely blowing smoke rings, I'm not fucking interested.

Daniel, Anthony, Samantha, Mona, Crocmaster…

Damn, I'm in the market for some pants and would have purchased from this store, possibly. Now I would rather wear mom jeans from Goodwill than buy from them.

It took 8 minutes for someone to post this. Are we all getting slow in our old age?

I just watched The Room for the first time a few weeks ago. I know, I'm late to the game. But I watched it by myself, just as suggested in this article. It was…horrible. I mean, the movie is simply awful. I really didn't enjoy watching it. But I made it through. Afterward though, I felt better about it. The more I…

I'm just imagining Dr. Emilio Lizardo, but with Joker face paint.

No one has ever said this about me. Just look at my face.

I don't know who this man is, but anyone who describes themselves as a "scholar" can go right ahead and fuck off.

Didn't read the interview, but from these snippets alone I can already tell I hate David Joyner.

Who would have thought that years of horrible service, price gauging, and under performance would drive customers away from Big Cable?

It's too bad he won't live. But then again, who does?

Oh, trust me…I know Max Hardcore well. Although it looks like in his absence Bryan Gozzling and his "Hookup Hotshot" is taking his place.

You know what I think is cool? Watching a guy cheat on his wife with the underage babysitter, and then threaten the young girl with social outcast status if she tells anyone. That's hot as fuck, and I'll watch it with glee. But in real life? That's horrible and illegal and I'd hope the man rots in prison.