I tell my dogs and kitties that I love them the mostest but secretly I love Fiona the mostest. Such a hippocrite.

Isn’t she awesome?! I was crying watching her being nurtured as a premie. 

There’s a clear Kill Bill inspiration

Really though, I’m just here for her thighs. Damn. What workout is she doing to have thick glorious thighs like that, and yet still toned? Bc I need that. Janet’s personal trainer want to pitch in? Bc my workout has mine strong, but there’s still a lot of jelly. And my baby is older than hers. (I know she has $, but…

The pain of Paul Ryan brings me deep and abiding joy.

Just curious. Where were you? I’m guessing a rural area. I live in the Baltimore Metropolitan area and have found Walmart and Sam’s Club stores to have some of the most ethnically diverse customers in my area. Plenty of Spanish, Indian, Mid-eastern and Asian languages spoken there.

This guy needs a history lesson:

THIS FUCKING GUY DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT FUCKING BORDER HE IS WORKING NEAR! YOU’RE AT THE ONE WITHOUT THE MEXICANS, DIPSHIT!

oh! i almost forgot. Scott Baio can suck it. I hope he gets every single thing he has coming to him. He’s literally a living poster boy for toxic masculinity, white privilege, and Hollywood predation.

I hated every bit of high school and didn’t want to walk, so my parents let me pick whatever I wanted to wear under my gown as a bribe. I chose leopard tights, docs, a red and black plaid mini skirt and a black muscle tee. I’d still wear it today. It was terrible and wonderful at the same time.

Thank God the US government doesn’t go in for that nepotism stuff - oh wait..

It’s like a festival of Easter hats.

“Which shooting?”

Republicans will violate fire code before they’ll think about regulating guns.

Next up: BAN SCHOOLS! Can’t get shot in a classroom if there’s no classroom. Checkmate, libs...

That’s definitely true. Everybody is a great humanitarian so long as homelessness is an idea. In theory people are cool with it.

The point the guy was trying to make is actually a good one: It’s sad and disgusting how we neglect homeless/mentally ill people so much that they are forced to resorting to using the subway for shelter. He did a terrible job making that point. Twitter just isn’t good for subtle social commentary (or anything subtle…

Poor picked upon racist, having to pay for his reprehensible actions and words.

The last thing this show needs is more characters. Oversize Toddler, you are banished to wherever Lily and Luke have gone.

Isn’t it amazing how people talk without thinking? Like, at all. I don’t know how you mom handled that with grace.