His real last name is Clutterbuck. I want a Clutterbuck/Cumberbatch team-up.

Surely announcing the return of a little-watched, cancelled show from half a decade ago will tide them over?

One of the problems is that whenever Raj gets something to do, he's revealed as a total dick.

They're preparing for the upcoming black metal musical episode.

Big deal. Leonard Pierce saw a test screening of this in 1998.

"Little cubed ham pieces for his little cubed fuckin' neck" or something like that. It was pretty hilarious.

Me, I'm more worried they'll split the beer atom.

Just to get it out of the way: Dawes.

I'm sad that Andy Rooney and Martin Scorsese will never have an eyebrow-off.

Reminds me of one of Stephen King's favorite pulp lines (mentioned in On Writing, I forget the author): "It was darker than a truckload of assholes…"

I agree. I thought the show was fine without him, just that it was a slow start to get familiar with the new universe, but this episode really showed how crucial he is to the proceedings.

Maybe he's made a young clone of himself, looking like, say, Zachary Quinto. Not too far-fetched.

I sort of wondered why they didn't check that agent, when they knew there was a shapeshifter around. Or wasn't Acevedo killed by a shapeshifter in this timeline? It gets confusing.

I hope the shapeshifter assumes Astrid's shape, and then they make sweet. sweet love.

I noticed that too. I guess this sets off the storyline where Leonard and Penny get back together. But I'd like to see the comic book girl from last week return.

The man's a pro for sure.

Singer should revive Babylon 5 instead. I hear Strasczynski has written a script where Sheridan walks around the galaxy, talking to the Men of Stra'w.

Wasn't Frank Goddamn Miller rumored to be making a gritty version of Buck Rogers before anyone actually saw The Goddamn Spirit?

Damn it. Will I ever learn?

I think the blue pill is for that. If you'd need pills, that is.