And because his chin is ridiculous.

Maybe they could do a Community/Fringe crossover? I'd like to see Olivia and Fauxlivia making out with Britta and Annie.

Could a man named "Dean Cain" be anything but? He sounds like he could be a Country & Western lyric.

I popped out of his mom's vagina just last night.

That number would be lower if Iraqis were better shots.

Ditto.

I smell a shitcom: "My Two Serial-killing Dads".

Star Trek?

I wanted to be Luke and do cool jedi shit. Then puberty set in and I wanted to be Han and do Leia.

Voice acting is his drug, man.

You probably put more thought into that paragraph than Lorre did the whole show-

Reba was pretty awful, but I doubt I'd kick Joanna Garcia out of bed.

Norwegian too. Daytime reruns. You can catch double episodes of Dharma & Greg, 2 & 1/2 Meh and Big Bang Theory in one fell swoop. Twice a day, every day!

Michael Stipe can finally really focus on his Tumblr.