There's such a thing as a "legal opinion" and possibly a lawyer who would like to be clear that she or he is not expressing a legal opinion might still want to differentiate. Similarly, doctors and others may have a "professional opinion" that is distinct from a "personal opinion" they might express. Then there are…

Amen. And his Springfield in the comics was creepy as hell at first with the whole Cobra/Stepford thing going on, and of course all the Freds.

Then they're wrong, it's amazing.

I mean, even if you were it's still not a Retina MacBook Air tho.

and dwarves

I'm kinda bummed this story didn't end with your wife trimming your beard while you slept

I've grown a beard, so I understand the desire to cultivate one's man-face. But in my opinion, any beard longer than 1/2 inch doesn't look like it belongs in the modern world. I'm not trying to be a troll, but long beards strike me as an antiquated throw back rather than a modern expression of facial hair. Just my…

Koreans complaining of racism really doesn't carry much weight with me because stuff like this is acceptable in mainstream comedy and music acts over there.

Let's not forget "Watchmen:"

in re: requested memo-

Except the video you posted was just a shot at her lack of powers (which FG has done only a thousand times before, but with Aquaman), and nothing to do with Scarlet Johannsen.

Until he turned to a life of crime and "cooking."

Vote: LastPass

Holy shit, that assistant is one of the coldest motherfuckers I've seen in a while. How his bladder was not immediately evacuated after that knife landing 1cm away from his face, I will never understand.

To be fair, he did hit what appears to be the broad side of a barn.

That sign rouses the rabble. No other corporation would touch these people with a ten foot pole.

Let's be honest here: retail labor isn't exactly hard to come by in these situations. Headhunting is, for better or for worse, for people with relatively more rare skills.

i too will offer up your first born.

Just wanted to thank everyone here for dropping so much on this that I can continue playing for free. :)