My takeaway from this list is: shit, I’m old.

I try to laugh, but it ends up like

I only like men with big, thick, hardbound dictionaries.

This is one of the real reasons they don’t want birth control or abortion to be available, because people can profit from selling babies on the black market, etc.

Fuck that noise. Those Ikea glasses are proof that my relationship survived a trip to Ikea. I want to be buried with them.

I have a standard off-registry gift that I give to everyone:

That is my most favoritest GIF. Ever. Fucking Lou Ferrigno, that fake bear never stood a chance. This one’s good too:

Joni Mitchell is in a coma and unresponsive

It may not be unique or inventive, but I wanna show off mine anyway. Haven’t gotten to use it yet (10 weeks and 4 days!!!) but this is what I bought. It’s perfect for us.

I had bride and groom daleks as my wedding toppers. Complete with top hat, veil and bouquet of blue roses. A girl in Seattle made them for me

Ours was pretty boring... but my maiden name and his last name both started with the same letter...

At the time, I was a roller girl and he was a DJ. The cake was made by a friend who was in culinary school. Also we got married in a bar. Clearly we are not fancy people.

Not my cake, but I make cakes as a wee little side thing. Some friends asked for Minions on their wedding cake, and who am I to say no? Due to a squeaky new puppy that entered my life earlier in the week I ended up having to sculpt both of them the night before the wedding and never actually went to bed. The couple…

It’s not letting me post my picture! But we’re rock climbers, so we went with a wire initial with a bride and groom rapelling off the sides. It’s super cute, affordable, and the climbers swing. :)

We had completed the Baltimore marathon just two months before getting hitched which was a HUGE accomplishment for us not only physically but emotionally. It just made sense to have runner cake toppers to represent that we can tackle anything together.

I don’t know that it was all that clever or inventive, but I mixed and matched our cake toppers. I bought a sassy red-head bride b/c I’m also a sassy red-head, and a hockey player groom b/c Mr. AMC is a former hockey player. The cake was made by my aunt.

We had a Frank Lloyd Wright Darwin Martin House Window inspired cake, that we topped with a nautilus shell (part of our wedding invitation was based on the golden spiral, which I also sport as a tattoo). Lucky for us, the gallery curator was amazing and worked really hard to do a group show of artists who were all…

I made this topper out of jewelry contributed by friends and family, typewriter keys, beads, and vintage velveteen ribbon. We nerded out by adding a TARDIS and the 10th Doctor on the side of the bottom layer.