What...the fucking HELL?! is wrong with some people???

Loving that you put this up after the Kardashian push present post.

I think it’s good to see abortions on tv. I think it makes it seem normal so people don’t have to feel so bad for having one.

YEAH WTF. Kitchenette is like 90% of why I’m even here... and I know I’m not alone.

http://www.theawl.com/2015/11/accoun…


THIS SOME BULLSHIT. Trout tell us it ain’t so

Lard is amazing for pastry. It might kill you in the heart but it’s delicious and death from Lard is not the worst way to go.

I don’t want to fight you, you just seem like you badly need a hug.

I had open-heart surgery as a toddler, 40 years ago. The scar is very prominent and I make no attempts to cover it. I’ve had it all my life so it’s not a traumatic thing for me, and I still will make up stuff like this sometimes because it’s not random person on the street’s business.

Can you take a friend with you who can say “Woah, that’s totally inappropriate!”? Because I would be that friend.

My life makes so much sense. I’m sleep depriving myself now so I can get into a good college and graduate quickly so I can get a good job that sleep deprives me so that I will have enough money to retire so I can sleep as much as I want. But by that point I’ll either be dead because lack of sleep killed me or I won’t…

Damn, hooking a 23-year-old in your 50s. Way to go, girl!

*As a VERB. Fuck me.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

I am personally staunchly against sinking to a dirty person’s level, but in this case, I’d be willing to make an exception.

True. Jake gets my heart all a-titter.

I seriously thought that was 2 seasons, not 1. Holy Crap a lot happened.

This is the best. Also - this was the text conversation this morning about the premier between my wife and I:

I appreciate the work that went in to writing this. Are you ok? Have some wine.