N-E-V-E-R. The grosser the better. Makes for fun writing times for me, and fun reading times for you! The questions I shy away from writing about are ones that have to do with mental health problems causing cleaning issues (cutters, depression issues, that sort of stuff), but I do always try to reply to them…

(Reading headline) How stupid would you have to be to do that?

"The robots I see keep getting smarter every year," he said. "We are keeping an eye on that, by the way. You're on notice, Skynet."

Look at this pile of babiness, and Obama's comfort in the middle of it. Even Ted Cruz is secretly shedding a tear.

What drives Debbie? What makes the daughter of a one-footed-kosher-butcher from Queens build a real estate empire and then double down on the enterprise to help out an eye-brow-shaving-likely-homicidal-cross-dressing-thin-lipped man like Durst?

I would say that a lot of religious ladies are for free birth control because they are against abortions and understand causation.

Praise to the Abby. This girl just explained everything that's wrong with the media's reporting of women. She's awesome, even if her boyfriend is a man child.

Does Lena just plays one character in all of her projects? Her so-called lecture to Olivia just sounds like something Hannah would say.

Isn't it kind of charming that being a white male with oodles of money allows him to live in a perpetually deluded state? It's like The Glass Menagerie, bless his heart!

No.

I remember that more! I stayed up most of the night to watch that debate here in the UK (because I know how to waste my time wisely, clearly), and I thought the part where he said that he was doing his bit for gender equality in the workplace by ensuring that his female employees didn't have to work late so that they…

while i love the binders full of women meme, can we please just not forget that before he went on and on about his binders, he said that he would fix the wage gap by ENSURING THAT WOMEN CAN GET HOME BY 5:30 TO COOK FUCKING DINNER.

I'm finishing my MBA right now and that right there, that they force fed us in our finance and economics courses, nearly made me quit. I'm only sticking with it because my concentration is in Sustainability, so my end goal is to undermine the corporate evil by speaking business gibberish at them to talk them into…

Jesus Fuck. When will "the greatest nation on earth" start giving a shit about its citizens? How dare these corporations call themselves patriots. This is getting ridiculous. I fear the definition of the word "patriot" may have to change soon.