Yay!

I agree. When I taught high school it was exactly that way. Literature teachers would be reprimanded for saying "damn" in class—kids went home and told their parents, who complained!—while the seniors would dress up like gangbangers on Cinco de Mayo and the boys would chant "make me a sandwich" at the girls at lunch.

She is adorable in this! Jimmy used to bug me but he's so damn SILLY that I accept him.

Not even.

I think this is the truth! I fully expect it after Kylie's 18th birthday.

LOVE.

My husband is like this. And he almost always puts the event in his calendar, and I think that offering that courtesy to someone else is as "good" as remembering, you know? Shows you care just as much.

Do you like your boobs? I don't like mine and was NOT HAPPY when I cut my hair short enough to show them.*

I do it just like that, actually! It's my skin tone that's the trouble—super fair, but quite yellow, with freckles! I'll look at that kit you mentioned, thanks!

Über elegant goth?! You are speaking my language! Thanks for the tips.

I use Nyx Taupe blush, which is quite close, I think! No good for me.

I keep trying to learn how to do this and it always looks like my face is dirty. Always. And I'm using the right color contour for my skin tone, too. I think it turns out much better when I just highlight, with no darker shade, and let real shadows be my contour. Secrets of the ages, here.

HA! I love you.

Co-signed x 1000

YES. I've been saying this to everyone I know each time the NFL's fuckery comes up. I'm much more of a soccer fan though, and Hope Solo is an abusive menace.

I agree, I'm really over about 99% of the breast cancer "awareness" campaigns, but at least this one shows natural breasts and the emphasis is not on their attractiveness. I'll give it a B+.

This is so, so excellently written. I follow Caitlin's videos—or, I have, but I stopped after they started to "get to me" a bit. I know that Caitlin's whole thing is to show us how warped we are as a society, never seeing death up close and pretending it doesn't exist. I thought I wasn't that naive, but it turns out…

Aww, that's nice to see. I vote for gotta have it. ;)

Yes, and my choices aren't the same as yours because we are two different people with different lives. Can we stop now?

Yes, welcome to adulthood. We make choices that preclude other choices. And while you're obviously trying to make "lifestyle maintenance" sound superficial or self-indulgent, in reality it includes things like paying for health insurance and rent.