Of course you can wear sequins forever, don't be silly.

I don't really have boobs but I'm ready to fetishize another feature anew! Also, does anyone just compulsively diet these days, or is it all working out for an enormous butt/thighs?

You know, thanks for sharing that. I can't say it makes me feel better exactly, but I appreciate the different perspective.

I left my home today to put something in the mail and a man hung out his car window to BARK LIKE A DOG at me when I crossed the street in front of him. I can give up FB but I don't know what to do about the situation outside my door.

You are 100% correct about every single thing you've written here. Also, Marcia Brady's face is the very best thing, and that Christmas staircase video made me cry. THAT'S REAL CHARM, TV PEOPLE!

I agree. It's crazy, but why not?

Oh, good on you, Sally.

No way. He knew exactly what he was getting into and that's why he dug his heels in for a major payday when they divorced. He's an opportunist as much as any of them.

Out of the greys!

True, but I agree! I want to see everything she wears!

This is more wonderful than I can say.

While I've grown to like Beyonce more than I once thought possible, can I suggest Dita Von Teese be added to Jez's regular celeb coverage? I never see her here and she's super gorgeous and fun. It seems like the same few celebs are covered to death.

YES. She is totally gorgeous. And she is from Kentucky, which I was delighted to learn a while back.

Oh my God, Keanu! "My daaaaad." I'm dying laughing.

Yeah, like, if they don't volunteer to film for free it isn't true love? I know Scott and Kourtney's kids get paid, too. They are still really S and K's children!

I don't quite understand the story. Because he was paid for his appearance on the show that's proof they weren't "really" dating? I mean, maybe they weren't but, like, the Kardashians get paid for the show, but that doesn't make them not really a family.

I can't imagine having to discuss the state of my uterus with Carson Daly.

I live in Hollywood. It's exactly the same here.

Things just like this happen in my neighborhood all the time. I actually find this story a little reassuring; I'm glad to know it's not just where I live.

Wow, right you are! I did NOT hear that at all until you said so.