Kelly Osbourne's makeup always looks amazing. Her awesome cat eye is my avatar!

Yes, this exactly! I said something similar but it is lost in the greys.

Alright, this might be an unpopular thought: I am over parenthood complaints. You wanted it, you got it. That doesn't mean that I don't care about maternity leave issues and workplace discrimination related to pregnancy and motherhood. But run of the mill, wow, having a baby makes me tired stuff, yes. I have an…

Hee! I like that.

Oh, really? Good, I hope that's true.

I wish all of these wealthy people would do that. How is not donating when you're super rich cute?

Winter 2015 technically begins in December of 2014.

Not gonna lie, I don't care about babies. That Chanel mini flap, though...

I wouldn't trust her hairspray recommendations.

I will defer to you on that point. How frightening to know cervical cancer can sometimes develop that quickly.

Wow, that's really interesting about the reformed Catholics! The very best lover I've ever had is a reformed Catholic, and was once an altar boy.

I do know what you mean but, like, I'm not endlessly looking for an opportunity to shake my head or feel demoralized, you know?

Sometimes it feels like Jez is just a cataloging of stupid or sexist things that people say.

Yay, I love to see Donatella get some press for her wit and snark rather than her surgeries. She's so cool!

Ugh, don't. I regret it. The creep's persistence is really disturbing. I'm a bit nauseated.

I live in a large city and this is totally one of my fears. I'm glad that this poor woman's apartment management was so responsive to her.

Again, if you are over 30 years old, an HPV test along with a Pap is often the standard. That's the reason the guidelines were changed to every three years with a negative HPV test: a woman with a negative HPV test can avoid unnecessary Paps and a woman with an abnormal HPV can get the Pap annually in order to catch…

If you're over 30 an HPV test and a Pap is often standard.

May I please be rescued from the greys, Lindy?

Right? I do not understand that MMA world at all. How can this guy have been well liked by fans? He seems like a monster anyway, aside from what he did to this woman...but then I am obviously not MMA's demographic.