I do not feel the rage that lots of people do when confronted with the Kardashians. I think this looks fun and glamorous, and I'd do the same if I had loads of sisters/money.

"Knew better"? Ouch.

I really want surgery but have never told anyone, including my husband. I'd really, really like to have my breasts done. Not really to make them bigger, I don't mind being a small size, but I wish they were fuller-looking. Also, I think small/medium fakes look really hot in t-shirts. I'm way too embarrassed to tell my…

Haha, I love her AND that song!

Well, no kids and no yard and no car. But hiking/camping warrants wearing old crummy clothes and I do wash those, jeans included. I meant that I don't wash jeans that I care about.

And Don Henley is at least 20 years older than Dean, too.

Perhaps I am disgusting but I never wash jeans. Never ever. And I do laundry regularly and wash my sheets once a week, so I'm not clean clothes averse.

Co-signed.

Hi Def powder makes skin look luminous, and she likely has it on everywhere—the flash just happened to hit it in certain spots.

Sometimes I feel genuine only child kinship with Kanye, and this is one such moment.

I'm really hopeful that her media appearances will normalize those face visors. I'm really sun-phobic and want to wear one but feel self-conscious.

Like you said, you were four years old so what do you know?

I could have written that myself! Same story, exactly.

Well, sure, never needing to compete for attention necessarily means you get a lot of attention, and I said that all the attention feels like a magnifying glass. And?

I'm replying just to second this: INTENSE parental attention/expectation. It's a lot for a kid to handle. And I wish I could punch every non-only with a superiority complex in the nose: I've never known an only who experienced that intense attention as spoiling; it was much more like a really big magnifying glass.…

My husband is the director of technology curriculum at a school in LA and used to teach special ed once upon a time. He'd tell your husband to get a tech or math credential.

Gah! Put your fucking phone down! Recklessness makes me so angry!

I do live in a major city and am reminded every. single. day. why I am not cut out for it. These comments are like an endurance test.

This same thing happened to me! Waiting for Mass to start. How totally weird! I'd like to think it was the same guy, like there could only be one.

PREACH. Hate bras, don't wear them. Can you see my nipples? Am I jiggling? I DON'T CARE.