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Nah, you looked fine.  Your brows have a quirky little squiggly shape, and I think they’re cute!  Better than the cat’s, anyhow.  Seriously, who draws their brows in vertical lines?!

So, basically, the Great Schism?

Wooohooo! You aren’t a real religion until you are big enough to have sectarian splits.

I agree that a lot of this pink feminism marketing stuff is hollow bs, done mainly to get women to buy crap. However, all this hating on things simply because they are pink or feminine-looking looks an awful lot like internalized misogyny.

Yep. I found a pic of me in college with almost non-existent brows. It’s not a good look for me.

Generally, it’s the least-feminist people on my feeds that go for this shit, too.

I was in high school and college in the 90s and goddammit I am not doing this again!

bags a’brimming with gummy worms and caramels

Just watched Hannah Gadsby’s Nanette so I crimged at the tweet. Dont blame Rudd but her point about him and other “artists” (the sex offender kind) need to be swept from our memory or we need to at least lead with their bullshit and then talk about Cubism if you must is VERY important for social progress

Straight up, that’s a flight suit. It’s part harness, part diaper and it’s been around for years. I’ve just never seen one on a chicken.

Re: Lena Dunham

As someone who lives in South Florida and has spent time in Miami, I can empathize with the desire to throw hamburgers at people in Miami, especially bartenders after they tell me my 2 well rum and cokes are 40 motherfucking dollars.

I think we’re on the same page.

I was going to say “exploit hipsters.”

Fun fact: that piece of absorbent paper under meat on a styrofoam tray (like they sell in the supermarket) is called a diaper.

I know I would hate anyone that put a diaper on a chicken. If a lady found the cure for cancer but diapered her chickens, I would hate her. If Jon Hamm invited me to dinner but showed me his resplendent chicken diaper collection before the meal, I would walk out.

P.S. The realities of mating are not pretty, no matter the species. Just google “duck corkscrew” if you want a good example of how desperate female animals can be to avoid it...

Christopher Robin is directed by Marc Forster (Finding Neverland, World War Z)

They have high standards, yet they keep hiring Johnny Depp? That’s a shit excuse for them to use.