Just watched Hannah Gadsby’s Nanette so I crimged at the tweet. Dont blame Rudd but her point about him and other “artists” (the sex offender kind) need to be swept from our memory or we need to at least lead with their bullshit and then talk about Cubism if you must is VERY important for social progress

Straight up, that’s a flight suit. It’s part harness, part diaper and it’s been around for years. I’ve just never seen one on a chicken.

Re: Lena Dunham

As someone who lives in South Florida and has spent time in Miami, I can empathize with the desire to throw hamburgers at people in Miami, especially bartenders after they tell me my 2 well rum and cokes are 40 motherfucking dollars.

I think we’re on the same page.

I was going to say “exploit hipsters.”

Fun fact: that piece of absorbent paper under meat on a styrofoam tray (like they sell in the supermarket) is called a diaper.

I know I would hate anyone that put a diaper on a chicken. If a lady found the cure for cancer but diapered her chickens, I would hate her. If Jon Hamm invited me to dinner but showed me his resplendent chicken diaper collection before the meal, I would walk out.

P.S. The realities of mating are not pretty, no matter the species. Just google “duck corkscrew” if you want a good example of how desperate female animals can be to avoid it...

I guarantee you that the person who filed a complaint about this was a white woman. GUARANTEE. 

They have high standards, yet they keep hiring Johnny Depp? That’s a shit excuse for them to use. 

I got carded for kombucha. Like seriously... I don’t get carded for wine but surely my one bottle of .5% ABV Ginderade is a problem for this 30 something white lady. Damnit.

It is total false advertising.

I watched Nanette after a straight friend recommended it because, “y’know, you’re queer, and it’s really important!” She didn’t tell me it wasn’t exactly comedy. While I did find it smart, I was mostly annoyed. Literally the last thing I need is a white woman telling me how I should feel about Donald Trump...it’s not…

I love her even though she frightens me. I temped at Conde for six months and lived in terror that we would occupy the same elevator or hallway... and then one day I was in that beautiful old cafeteria and saw her; the ONLY thing on her plate was a pile of roasted potatoes. She just walked down the cafeteria and…

I remember when I was under 18 and couldn’t buy a pocket knife, spray paint, or as you said, WhiteOut at Wal-Mart. But I could go right next door to Lowes and buy that pocket knife, spray paint, and many, many other much more dangerous things: machete, chainsaw, air nailers, all sorts of industrial chemicals, etc. Real…

Hell I don’t even get carded for beer anymore.

Good Lord. I’m Catholic but even I’m tired of hearing about Chris Pratt’s religious life. WE GET IT, you like Jesus.