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You are bunch of perverts,  who shares  Panera?? 

I teach at a community college, and I can only give them an “F” on the assignment that is plagiarized. At a private university, I set my own policy on it, and I will fail any student who does it, though thankfully all of those students never made me do it.

When I worked as a grader in an art history department at a

It is so great! (I remember being mildly offended about stupid 50 Shades of Grey taking the name “Mr. Grey” in the context of a supposed BDSM relationship and tarnishing it, lol. James Spader or no one!)

A couple years ago I was having a drink with a friend at Bar Centrale in Manhattan — it’s a tiny piano bar that’s practically in Times Square but because it’s near the theatre district and it’s unmarked and just looks like a residential townhouse from the outside (masking it from tourists), random celebrities often go

Humbert loved nothing and no one beside himself.

I think the only reason Secretary works (and I love that damn movie so much) is because there really is a power dynamic change — it goes from a totally unhealthy power trip on the part of Spader’s character that he doesn’t know how to manage in a good way, to this great discovery on the part of Gyllenhaal’s character,

G is crazy! I read the recaps on io9 and elsewhere, and he/she’s actually not the only one that felt that way - I was bamboozled that people were bored/annoyed by it. I just really thought it was a beautifully done “story within a story” type ep. 

As a guy, I’m not ashamed to admit that I used to watch Rom Coms. I enjoyed a good Meg Ryan movie.

But then I eventually switched to pornography; it gives just as many unrealistic expectations but doesn’t take up nearly as much of my time.

What’s funny is that a coworker of mine (D) was several episodes behind and listened to another coworker’s (G) advice to skip Kiksuya since “it was a boring episode that didn’t have anything to do with the main story” so D could catch up faster.

You are describing the plot of You’ve Got Mail.

If you’re calling this gaslighting, I wonder if you actually know what gaslighting is?

She is amazing!!! She totally stole that show including James Marsden’s butt!

I was saying yesterday that it’s like throwing a handful of seeds down to distract a vampire til sunrise. As a liberal, it’s a bummer to see so many other liberals fall for such an easy tactic. 

Damn, he was in talks to direct Guardians of the Galaxy 3

Is this really an issue? Comedians push boundaries in a lot of ways. I won’t defend the content of his post. The title alone is enough to repulse me-let alone the gag-inducing description in the article. But at least he recognized how offensive it was right away and removed it from the Internet.

I call him Governor Voldemort.

Because Lex is gonna win, and our state is gonna go for Trump in ‘20, again... being a Floridian means being disappointed in your state around 95% of the time. *sighs from Tampa*

It’s kind of like being racist when high on ambien.

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The last part of last night’s episode, where Cohen went to a small Arizona town pretending to be an investor bringing $300 million dollars into their town, only to reveal at a town meeting that he was actually building the largest mosque in the world (funded by the Clinton Foundation, lol) was another-level trolling.

A medical emergency we shouldn’t be laughing at, at least I hope so.