The Robert Smith devotional candle made me laugh out loud. But twenty years ago, I’d have pined for one in every color.
ok, now THIS is the list I’m going to copy and paste to my boyfriend!
Shit. Veggie Tales got DARK.
Yeah I told all the moths and flies to leave too. It just makes my cat sad when they can’t catch things, then I have to take them to therapy.
Text message: the new Post-It?
In other surprising news: Charlie Sheen has HIV.
It’s rare and refreshing for an established writer to promote the potential boons of self-publishing and be honest about their perception of what lies behind the industry curtain.
Sheen himself is the shameful ‘80s flashback, his HIV status has little to do with that.
As someone who owns a Kindle I can tell you that there appear to be twenty-three million people taking his advice.
What every fancy bitch needs? A bidet. But it’s not always easy to just plow some room in your bathroom to put one next to your toilet. So next best thing is this bidet seat that replaces your toilet seat. You can set it to heat so in those cold winter nights when you need a midnight tinkle, you can enjoy the warmth…
Twins! And I would watch the hell out of that! Can they also be busy, not in a frantic, I-have-to-fill-my-life-because-I’m-such-a-sad-lose way, but in an, I’m interested in learning things way?
Because we all know sexy Oktoberfest lady exists in the same realm as Santa and
Is this Tumblr?
Oh, light the fuck up! I’m as liberal as they come, but Bill Mahr is right when talking about comedy and campuses and the PC going too far. Stick up for causes worth it, not some over the top comedy.
In unrelated news, I’ve just trademarked the band name cishet fuckboys. You can’t have it now.
“Song for the Dumped” by the Ben Folds Five. Lots of yelling.
Just about any song by Lilly Allen, although "Fuck You" and "Smile" are pretty obvious...
not to get too deep into this BUT i took it as derek & hansel are out of touch with the current fashion industry so they’ve never confronted the new androgynous trends?