crystalkopp
MissCrystal
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I don't think Hollywood really understands how to make movies anymore. They only know how to recycle crap and only produce what they see as the next franchise success. It's appealing to the lowest common denominator at its finest.

UNLIMITED COMIC POWER...

The Return of Jafar

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

Ugh this just makes me feel as old as the hills because I don’t even have an instagram account and am only vaguely aware of what this girl was satirizing in the first place.

Goth Barbie: Were any of us ever alive?

dat cotton tho!! like seriously, my BF is not even paying attention to them when he is taking them off so i buy packs of them don’t even care

I’m not usually allowed to go to Michael’s without adult supervision (I have a yarn problem), but I might just sneak in and see what’s what.

My kids asked me if it’s Christmas time now that Halloween is over and I almost disowned them.

Is there a Hanes fashion show I’m missing because that is the undies I’m wearing now.

I feel like Fuller is stretching hemself a bit thin lately. Make sure American Gods is awesome first!

Why does this make me happy? Gothy Courtney Love is magical.

Y’all need to get back to bringing Caitlyn Doughty around because the Death Fear around here strooong.

Asking for locks of hair is INCREDIBLY common when families lose a loved one. Much more than people realize, I think. But everyone is so afraid to talk about it...

In Victorian times jewelry made from the lock of a loved one’s hair was very common. It was often a beautifully crafted brooch like this:

It got a cult following when it first came out. But it really exploded when the internet came along and people could gif Stansfield.

Cosplayers are all like, “We have a ton of costumes! ...but nobody understands who we are.”

WOULD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah, he’d bring his mom and I’m not into that kind of play...

Yes, please