crystalkopp
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10 minutes into motel showers and chill. He gives you this look.

Are we voting to have sex with Frankenstein or with Frankenstein’s monster? Because one is a tragic and erudite monster engineered to be the pinnacle of human physical perfection, and one is an arrogant genius monster who neglects his girlfriends to spend more time trying to usurp God with science. Did I mention the


Now here’s a sexy Beast. Who could be possibly be pleased when he got zapped back into humanity at the end?

Uummmm- Jack Skellington? Dude is the PUMPKIN KING. He is like the king of Halloween y’all, also something something boner joke.

I voted Slimer bc Ecto Cooler HiC was a highlight of my life and I just want to recapture that sweet green slime.

Why wasn’t the entirety of the Hell portion of Hieronymus Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights included?

Anything he did to me while sleeping would be in my dreams so...

Yeah, but he’d probably do stuff to you while you’re sleeping and that is assault...

Remember when Nintendo didn’t release Super Mario Bros 2 in America because they thought we’d think it was too hard?

If, like me, you had to blow cat fur off your keyboard before you could even respond to this post, you might as well skip the quiz. #catladiesunite

7 different friends yesterday posted this on my FB wall suggesting that I either need this costume or I already look like this.

YAAASSSS

I cannot stop watching them spin.

oh Hopkins. He could pretend to have chemistry with a dish rag, i’m sure of it. The man just loves to act.

I can hear him saying “num num”

i don’t know what you’re talking about. I mean obviously even in this silent gif, we can see his acting genius at work: