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She could always cover the G & O standard:
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Same thing accidentally happened to me, only I’m 51 and I acquired the girls via my love for Guns n Roses and pretty porn. I have a 13YO girlcub of my own so it wasn’t that weird.
I saw him also in concert in July (Phoenix) and both he and the show was amazing. He was in great shape! He walked on stilts! I was blown away. Surely he makes enough money to fix his teeth!
Confession: I got halfway through the comments before I realized this wasn’t about 50 Shades of Grey, et al. They seem so interchangeably stupid that I'm apparently oblivious to the difference.
I don’t think anyone realizes how excited I am that this failed. When these first came out I was in her target age group and I HATED them. I yelled about them, tried to convince all the Twilight lovers that she was a terrible writer, that vampires are in fact MUCH cooler than this, and that these books were…
Just read an article that L’oreal True Match is very similar to the finish and feel of the GA... I might be able to use this as foundation "training wheels."
I still miss Regretsy so much. :(
“Let’s systemically oppress breast cancer”?
“Arrest Breast Cancer”? That slogan’s too lame. How about “Excessive force against breast cancer”?
Pretty much what I figured. Might have, maybe, been a little less murdery coming from a woman (which I am), but still weird and rude. Which is why I kept my mouth shut, and I’m glad I did. Only spoke up here because of the relative anonymity of the interwebz, and, honestly, feeling pretty sheepish about what a knuckle…
Gotta be honest, I hate hearing “butt/ass like a black woman.” Black women come in all shapes and sizes just like any other woman. It reminds me of the well endowed black male. It sounds like a “positive stereotype”, but really, it just contributes to the myth of hypersexualization and commodification of black bodies.…
The way everything bunched above my sway-backed bubble butt was this first thing my mom would criticize in every. god. damn. dress I tried on.
I have never been so happy to not be on Twitter.
One of my favorite moments in inappropriate public comments was when a man came up to me and said, ‘Excuse me, ma’am, but I just want to let you know you have an absolutely exquisite ass.” At 10am.
When’s the last time a Victoria Secret model had a bonafide badonk? I feel like my ass would sell those panties better.
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I’m really looking forward to this movie, and I’m glad to hear that the actors responded positively to the protest.
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AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhh.
WITNESSED!