The best part about this is that that actor was of Sicilian descent.

I was raped by my best friend’s fiance when I was in town visiting her for New Year’s Eve. I was very drunk and don’t remember much about it, except flashes of him on top of me after I passed out alone in the guest bedroom. I told her the next day and of course he denied ever touching me at first, then said it was…

oh jeez. my best friend of the past 15 years is getting married. she was my maid of honor. she helped me with my divorce. she was one of the few people invited to my second, very small wedding. we drank champagne and giggled and she got me ready. she got engaged, and asked someone else to be her one and only…

she also pointed out that the rewrite was quick and easy

She used to know how to say David Bowie before she died.

96 thousand might not seem like a huge amount of money for such an iconic piece of movie memorabilia but in terms of price per square inch that’s basically Picasso prices.

How did this not get filed to "Florida Man"?

Lol, that book is unreadable no matter the age.

Alan Cumming responded to me on Twitter once. It remains a highlight of my life.

DONE THAT.

You are doing life right.

As a white person, I still don’t understand white people.

this type?

shouldn’t that be “lye”ing eyes? Thanks, I’ll show myself out now :)

White people, y’all gotta stop with this shit. Being oppressed and marginalized is NOT the business.

Oh my god. Thank you, Internet angel.

It’s the fucking BEST.

Blanchette is an actress...Lawrence a star.

I'm going to be downright disagreeable and state that Cate Blanchett is the worlds greatest movie star.

When my husband and I split, I did a Facebook backup of everything and tucked it into a folder on my computer and then I deleted everything on FB and Insta. It was haunting me having to see it everyday. (Also, fuck that “Hey do you remember this memory from 3 years ago?” Bullshit. Yes FB, I remember my wedding.) And…